I coined the termed George "Dubya Gump" Bush because much like Forrest Gump, Dubya Gump is a simpleton and a delusional optimist. Here are some of his more classic quotes to prove that point.
Dubya Gump April 20, 2004: "a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way. When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so."
Dubya Gump, July 14, 2004: "In other words, the government can't move on wiretaps or roving wiretaps without getting a court order"
I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." –President Bush, on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina
"And Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." —Dubya Gump, to FEMA director Michael Brown who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his job performance, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
"I made it very plain we will NOT have an all volunteer Army" Dubya Gump 10/19/04
No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 22, 2006
"And so I'm for medical liability at the federal level." --George W. Bush, on medical liability reform, Washington, D.C., March 10, 2006
"I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world." --George W. Bush, mistakenly identifying Pakistan as an Arab country, Islamabad, Pakistan, March 3, 2006
"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --George W. Bush, on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
"People don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America." --George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a company operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006
“The most important thing is to find OSAMA BIN LADEN. It is our number 1 priority and we will not rest until we find him." - Sept 01
"I don't know where he(OBL) is. I have no idea, and I really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." - March 02
"The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany." --George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006
"That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three -- three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?" --George W. Bush, while showing German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann the Oval Office, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006
"I can look you in the eye and tell you I feel I've tried to solve the problem diplomatically to the max, and would have committed troops both in Afghanistan and Iraq knowing what I know today." --George W. Bush, Irvine, Calif., April 24, 2006
"I aim to be a competitive nation." --George W. Bush, San Jose, Calif., April 21, 2006
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006
"No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 22, 2006
"Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many O-B-G-Y-N's aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.'' DUBYA GUMP 9/6/04
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," DUBYA GUMP (8/5/04)
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." DUBYA GUMP , Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004
"That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental—supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." --DUBYA GUMP, Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004
"I didn't join the International Criminal Court because I don't want to put our troops in the hands of prosecutors from other nations. Look, if somebody has done some wrong in our military, we'll take care of it. We got plenty of capability of dealing with justice." -- DUBYA GUMP, Niceville, Fla., Aug. 10, 2004
"But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves."—DUBYA GUMP, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004
"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than—I say more Muslims—a lot of Muslims have died—I don't know the exact count—at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."—DUBYA GUMP, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
"As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." --DUBYA GUMP, 10.28.03.
"Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information—outside the administration."
--DUBYA GUMP, Chicago, September 30, 2003
..."It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America."— DUBYA GUMP, Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003
...""You've also got to measure in order to begin to effect change that's just more when there's more than talk, there's just actual a paradigm shift."- DUBYA GUMP, Washington, D.C., July 1, 2003
..."We are on the look. We will reveal the truth. But one thing is certain. No terrorist network will gain weapons of mass destruction from the Iraqi regime, because the Iraqi regime is no more," the president says. --DUBYA GUMP, Radio Australia.........PSST PSST SIR THERE R NO WOMD!
..."I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances."Washington, D.C., DUBYA GUMP, May 29, 2003
"Israel has got responsibilities," Mr. Bush said. "Israel must deal with the settlements. Israel must make sure there's a continuous territory that Palestinians call home." (The White House, which late in the day produced a transcript of Mr. Bush's remarks, put the word "contiguous" in parentheses after "continuous," to indicate that "contiguous" was what Mr. Bush had meant.) --New York Times, 06.04.03
"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in so doing, we not only freed the American people, we made our own people more secure."--DUBYA GUMP, Crawford, Texas, May 3, 2003
"Perhaps the biggest problem is that we have passed children from grade to grade, year after year, and those -- child hadn't learned the basics of reading and math." DUBYA GUMP, Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003
One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end." - DUBYA GUMP, Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003
"I think the American people—I hope the American...I don't think, let me..I hope the American people trust me." -DUBYA GUMP, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002
"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." --DUBYA GUMP, Oct. 5, 2002, Re Iraq debate in Congress White House Transcript
"There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." --George W. Bush to Nashville, Tennessee audience, Sept. 17, 2002, MSNBC-TV --Politex, Sept. 17, 2002, 10 PM
"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." --DUBYA GUMP, South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002. Official White House Site
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"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically"
- Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner; Washington, D.C; March 29, 2001.
"Actually, I - this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about - when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
- Hardball; May 31, 2000
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to anwer questions. I can't answer your question".
- in response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the first debate; Reynoldsburg, Ohio, October 4, 2000.
"I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? ... How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address- state of the budget address, whatever you call it."
- Interview with the Washington Post; March 9, 2001
"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out".
- speaking about terrorists; Portsmouth, New Hampshire; November 1, 2002.
"Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself."
- on how far we'd be willing to go to defend Taiwan; Good morning America; April 25, 2001.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
- Townsend, Tennessee; February 21, 2001
The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister who came to Texas."
- To a Slovak journalist; as quoted by Knight Ridder News Service; June 22, 1999; Bush's meeting was with Janez Drnovsek, the PRIME MINISTER of SLOVENIA.
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
- Philadelphia; May 14, 2001.
"I'll be honest...Bush is an idiot...I didn't vote for him the first go round...{blah blah blah}...This year really isn't the time to go third party...and in my mind...I think Bush would benifit this country more than Kerry" STOOPID aka avid Bush supporter aka 'busheep' 10/01/04 www.wcprfm.com messageboard
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the not so brilliant Dubya Gump says "I think war is a dangerous place" 5/7/03
"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing."--Albert Einstein
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dR. O visits the UNITED NATIONS on 9/11/04
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